I'm a millionaire

It's always sad to see purveyors of fantastic comedy selling themselves for the highest dollar.

But at least it gives us the opportunity for once to laugh at them, instead of with them.

Spot the difference

Jamie Redknapp on the incident in the recent Champions League in which Valencia’s David Navarro punched Inter Milan’s Nicolas Burdisso in the nose with a well-aimed punch:

“Here it is…this is a better angle. Watch the guy in the grey jacket who comes round the outside and digs him….there! BANG! He’s caught him a beauty.”

Jamie Redknapp on last night’s scenes at White Hart Lane when a fan aimed a punch at Lampard (and missed), before having seven bells kicked out of him by the Chelsea staff:

“They have got to make an example of him or it will go on. He should do time for that.”

It would be possible to forgive Redknapp’s tendency to come across like a child who has been allowed to stay up past his bed time, if it weren’t for the absurd bias and sensationalism which always arises whenever family member Frank Lampard is involved.