Saturday, February 03, 2007

Truth? We can't handle the truth.

Consider the following statement:-

Most neo-Nazis are white men.

There is nothing particularly inflammatory about it. It is a plain statement of fact, devoid of implication and relatively easy to prove.

I, as a Caucasian male, do not feel offended by this statement, as I am confident of the fact that I am not a neo-Nazi, however brutishly I might behave at the football.

Now consider the case of teacher Andrew McLuskey, who has been sacked from Bayliss Court Secondary School, Slough. During a religious education class he made the statement that ‘most suicide bombers are Muslim’.

Call me Mr. Stupid but I cannot see what is controversial or offensive about that statement. First off, it is true, from whatever angle you look at it. From my recollection, the number of Sikhs blowing themselves to bits in recent years has been relatively low.

Second, it carries no implications whatsoever. It is a statistic with no opinion attached to it. If pupils in McLuskey’s predominantly Muslim class were uncomfortable with it, surely that reflects their own interpretation of the facts and not his.

There is, just maybe, a case to be argued that it was too sensitive a statement to make in front of a class of schoolchildren. But if we, as a society, are to talk openly about any difficult issue, we must not be afraid of facts, only of their misuse.

Yes, most suicide bombers these days are Muslim. But this does not mean that Christians, Jains, Hindus or Buddhists should behave any differently towards Muslims than they do toward one another. Nor does it mean that terrorism is a problem exclusively of Islam.

As far as we know, McLuskey never implied otherwise, but has become another victim of our collective cultural insecurity about what we are allowed to say. His pupils will suffer if his replacement does not display the same degree of honesty and integrity that won him the sack.
Wanted: Comfy retirement home for insane leader

Mad authoritarian rulers generally do a good line in outrageous claims.

Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire alleged that his wooden walking stick took the strength of eight ‘normal’ men to carry, while Uganda’s Idi Amin awarded himself the title King of Scotland, as has been documented in the new film (which I haven’t had the chance to see yet.)

But the president of Gambia, Yahya Jammeh, has topped them all by claiming to be able to cure HIV/Aids within three days.

"I am not a witch-doctor," says Mr Jammeh, who seized power in the tiny West African country in a coup 12 years ago. "In fact, you cannot have witch-doctor. You are either a witch or a doctor."

Er, quite.

Clearly only a couple of nuts short of a fruitcake, he also purports to be able to rid the human body of asthma in five minutes.

So, given his mystical and awesome powers, quite why he felt the need to jail opposition leaders and journalists in the run-up to his election victory last year is anyone’s guess.